Summer 2010 Incubator Application for Web Startups.
Unlike other incubators, we promise to give you a nice answer now!
Your name:
URL of your project:
Have you made money on the internet? Yes No
At what age did you start coding?
LAMP or RoR?
Icanhazcheezburger or FAIL Blog?
MakeUseOf.com or KillerStartups.com?
Seth Godin or Guy Kawasaki?
Rejected by: Y Combinator Tech Stars Excelerate (check all that apply)

If you can read this, you are accepted!

Accepted applicants will be awarded 10,000 Validator bucks plus 3,000 Validator bucks per founder. 1,000 Validator bucks are worth 10% of Twitter's profits on 2009-10-20.

You will be assigned a hand masseuse instead of a mentor. In our vast experience, loose and limber fingers greatly increase your odds of exceeding 10 lines of code per minute.

But wait, there's more. Group hugs, Snuggies (the blanket with sleeves) and Dove chocolates provided for all participants. Yes, it costs more, but that's just how we roll.

Coming soon ... BlechStars.org. Only the truly awful should apply. email: alfredenewman@blechstars.org

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